aw, fuck, it’s almost here. another move. FUN.
it’s been such a quiet and strange little summer for me, spent mostly watching Law and Order reruns, organizing shit in the house and selling the results on ebay. i almost wish i could just stay in this pleasant holding pattern, but one can’t stay on vacation forever.
i […]
on friday, i went on a road trip with my mother and grandmother, to New Bedford. i’m not exactly sure why i wanted to go to New Bedford. the actual move in date has been established to be sometime early next week, but i felt i needed to go up there to just remind myself […]
from the Wikipedia entry:
“The 2007 IKEA catalog was involved in a controversy concerning a dog in the interior-front-cover photo depicting what appeared at first glance to be a human-looking penis by anti-penis activists. It has been denied by the company who commented that the “object in question” is in fact the dog’s leg.”
anti-penis activists? i […]
i had set a can of diet cherry coke zero on the table. i was preparing some corn to be nuked, and when i came back to the table, the can was open and about a quarter empty.
“did you drink this?” i asked my dad. he is famous for eating and drinking things that are […]
“at this point, he needs a virgin mary on toast miracle.”
-my dad, on the state of the Bush administration